IT'S A GUY THING: Paleontologists at the University of Leicester have found what may be the world’s oldest undeniably male organism. The fossil of a 425 million year old crustacean with a large penis was found this week preserved in a rock formation in Hertfordshire in England along with some beer bottles, half eaten buffalo wings, and a big sign saying ‘Red Sox Suck!’ Scientists are still exploring the scientific significance of the latter. A tube of toothpaste and a toilet were found nearby as well; the cap from the tube of toothpaste was missing and the toilet seat was up.