The Passing Parade: Cheap Shots from a Drive By Mind

"...difficile est saturam non scribere. Nam quis iniquae tam patiens urbis, tam ferreus, ut teneat se..." " is hard not to write Satire. For who is so tolerant of the unjust City, so steeled, that he can restrain himself... Juvenal, The Satires (1.30-32)

Friday, December 05, 2003

IT'S A GUY THING: Paleontologists at the University of Leicester have found what may be the world’s oldest undeniably male organism. The fossil of a 425 million year old crustacean with a large penis was found this week preserved in a rock formation in Hertfordshire in England along with some beer bottles, half eaten buffalo wings, and a big sign saying ‘Red Sox Suck!’ Scientists are still exploring the scientific significance of the latter. A tube of toothpaste and a toilet were found nearby as well; the cap from the tube of toothpaste was missing and the toilet seat was up.


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