The Passing Parade: Cheap Shots from a Drive By Mind

"...difficile est saturam non scribere. Nam quis iniquae tam patiens urbis, tam ferreus, ut teneat se..." "...it is hard not to write Satire. For who is so tolerant of the unjust City, so steeled, that he can restrain himself... Juvenal, The Satires (1.30-32) akakyakakyevich@gmail.com

Friday, December 05, 2003

IT'S A GUY THING: Paleontologists at the University of Leicester have found what may be the world’s oldest undeniably male organism. The fossil of a 425 million year old crustacean with a large penis was found this week preserved in a rock formation in Hertfordshire in England along with some beer bottles, half eaten buffalo wings, and a big sign saying ‘Red Sox Suck!’ Scientists are still exploring the scientific significance of the latter. A tube of toothpaste and a toilet were found nearby as well; the cap from the tube of toothpaste was missing and the toilet seat was up.
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