The Passing Parade: Cheap Shots from a Drive By Mind

"...difficile est saturam non scribere. Nam quis iniquae tam patiens urbis, tam ferreus, ut teneat se..." "...it is hard not to write Satire. For who is so tolerant of the unjust City, so steeled, that he can restrain himself... Juvenal, The Satires (1.30-32) akakyakakyevich@gmail.com

Monday, October 27, 2003

THE YANKEES...DONT WIN: New York city police arrested Saul Horowitz and his wife, Ida, for trespassing today after the elderly couple refused to leave Yankee Stadium until they saw Game Seven of the World Series. Mr. Horowitz, a retired button salesman from Massapequa, Long Island, refused to leave even after he was told of the Yankees’ loss to the Florida Marlins in Game Six of the fall classic. “Loss, schmoss,” Mr. Horowitz told police after his arrest. “I got tickets, dammit.”
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