The Passing Parade: Cheap Shots from a Drive By Mind

"...difficile est saturam non scribere. Nam quis iniquae tam patiens urbis, tam ferreus, ut teneat se..." "...it is hard not to write Satire. For who is so tolerant of the unjust City, so steeled, that he can restrain himself... Juvenal, The Satires (1.30-32) akakyakakyevich@gmail.com

Wednesday, October 22, 2003

EARTH CUTS THE CHEESE: Reuters reports that methane bubbles from the sea floor could theoretically sink ships. It is not yet known if the planet is naturally flatulent or whether this is an unexpected case of gas. In other news, Taco Bell executives denied today that the franchise giant had been dumping tons of overcooked refried beans into the Pacific Ocean as a costcutting measure. The executives called the story "vicious and untrue."
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