Iraqi weapons are proving much harder to find than previously expected, according to a spokesman for the United States Central Command, but that was only to be expected given that Iraq has had almost twelve years to hide their weapons and weapons programs. Only yesterday, the spokesman pointed out, much of the Iraqi Air Force was found buried outside Baghdad. Today inspectors looking for weapons of mass destruction found Iraq's only nuclear weapons capable submarine. The sub, a Soviet made Typhoon class boat purchased in 1989, was found in the back room of Moskowitz's Meats & Poultry, a kosher butcher shop in Brooklyn. The owner of the shop, Abraham Moskowitz, said he bought the submarine in December and was planning to convert it into a deep freeze refrigerator. As for the sub's missile launch capabilities, Mr. Moskowitz said he had no use for something like that, unless he could use it to get rid of his brother in law, whom he described repeatedly as 'that lousy schnorrer.'