The Passing Parade: Cheap Shots from a Drive By Mind

"...difficile est saturam non scribere. Nam quis iniquae tam patiens urbis, tam ferreus, ut teneat se..." "...it is hard not to write Satire. For who is so tolerant of the unjust City, so steeled, that he can restrain himself... Juvenal, The Satires (1.30-32) akakyakakyevich@gmail.com

Monday, July 28, 2003

The Vatican stated today that after years of serious theological debate by a commission of some of the deepest minds of the Roman Catholic Church, the Pope will announce next Sunday that compelling the bride to perform the Funky Chicken during a wedding reception is grounds for an annulment. The Village People's YMCA is also on the list of wedding standards that can end a marriage, although Electric Slide is not. Also not on the list is the 1990's hit the Macarena, which is thought to have been left off the list as a favor to Opus Dei, the powerful Spanish lay organization, most of whose members are rhythmically challenged.
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