Man bites dog

The news has reached us here at The Passing Parade, and by us I mean me, as I am the only person in this parade, that Nevada authorities have arrested one Roxane Rubin, a native of Las Vegas, for trying to vote twice in the same election, a Class E felony according to Nevada law. What makes this event something out of the ordinary, and hence news, is that Ms. Rubin is a Republican, and therefore we can reasonably assume that she wanted to cast her ballots for Governor Romney.  Of course, if Ms. Rubin had been a Democrat and a native of Chicago, or an illegal alien living in Las Vegas, we could assume that she would have cast both her ballots for the former junior Senator from Illinois. We can also assume that if she had, it wouldn't be news.