URSINE OF THE THYMES:
The Truth Laid Bear, before whose infinite wisdom we must all bow in reverence and awe, has raised me from a flappy bird to an adorable little rodent. I would like to thank all of the readers and linkers who've brought me up to the level of common vermin, and I will do my utmost to be deserving of the trust you have placed in me. To begin with, I will not raid your houses for cheese, if for no other reason than I dislike most cheeses in the first place. I will restrain myself, however, from pilfering your mozzarella, so that you may enjoy your pizza in peace and safety.