The Passing Parade: Cheap Shots from a Drive By Mind

"...difficile est saturam non scribere. Nam quis iniquae tam patiens urbis, tam ferreus, ut teneat se..." "...it is hard not to write Satire. For who is so tolerant of the unjust City, so steeled, that he can restrain himself... Juvenal, The Satires (1.30-32) akakyakakyevich@gmail.com

Tuesday, March 02, 2004

EMERGENCY RESPONSE:The folks in charge of our happy little burg’s 911 emergency response system, or so I am told by those who know, do not own a current map of our city or a complete list of our city’s streets, this lack of what might otherwise be considered a necessity coming after the expenditure of millions of dollars on the system itself and a host of delays in actually implementing it. Given this literal lack of guidance, persons needing emergency services should therefore set their houses on fire immediately after calling 911; the column of smoke will help the paramedics find you.
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