SCIENCE FACT AND FICTION: It is a scientific truth, proven by a host of detailed and extremely expensive studies at Harvard, Johns Hopkins, and NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in southern California, that the best way to demonstrate the power of the electromagnetic force and its interplay with the force of gravity can be found in the intense attraction between spaghetti sauce and any clean white dress shirt in its immediate vicinity. Please do not attempt this experiment at home; the FBI will want to know why you are conducting atomic research away from the prying eyes of the Federal government and your mom will yell at you. Those stains don’t come out by themselves, buster.