The Passing Parade: Cheap Shots from a Drive By Mind

"...difficile est saturam non scribere. Nam quis iniquae tam patiens urbis, tam ferreus, ut teneat se..." "...it is hard not to write Satire. For who is so tolerant of the unjust City, so steeled, that he can restrain himself... Juvenal, The Satires (1.30-32) akakyakakyevich@gmail.com

Saturday, February 07, 2004

MORE JANET: Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld announced today that the Army's Fifth Special Forces Group and the Marines' Third Marine Expeditionary Force would be deployed to Janet Jackson's right breast to investigate rumors that al-Qaeda fighters had infiltrated her nipple and were prepared to use it as a staging ground for further terrorism against the United States and its allies.
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