The Passing Parade: Cheap Shots from a Drive By Mind

"...difficile est saturam non scribere. Nam quis iniquae tam patiens urbis, tam ferreus, ut teneat se..." "...it is hard not to write Satire. For who is so tolerant of the unjust City, so steeled, that he can restrain himself... Juvenal, The Satires (1.30-32) akakyakakyevich@gmail.com

Saturday, February 07, 2004

STILL MORE JANET: Entertainment Tonight will report tonight that Janet Jackson's right breast now has an agent. The syndicated entertainment news show says that Janet's right breast has signed a contract with the William Morris Agency and will try to follow in Janet's footsteps as a dancer and singer. There is some word that Janet's leftt breast may also sign with the noted talent agency, but those talks remain under cover at this time.
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