The Passing Parade: Cheap Shots from a Drive By Mind

"...difficile est saturam non scribere. Nam quis iniquae tam patiens urbis, tam ferreus, ut teneat se..." " is hard not to write Satire. For who is so tolerant of the unjust City, so steeled, that he can restrain himself... Juvenal, The Satires (1.30-32)

Saturday, February 07, 2004

STILL MORE JANET: Entertainment Tonight will report tonight that Janet Jackson's right breast now has an agent. The syndicated entertainment news show says that Janet's right breast has signed a contract with the William Morris Agency and will try to follow in Janet's footsteps as a dancer and singer. There is some word that Janet's leftt breast may also sign with the noted talent agency, but those talks remain under cover at this time.


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