OH, DEER: And now, courtesy of The Smallest Minority, which, I should point out for the easily confused, is not a site for vertically challenged African Americans, Hispanics, gays, or some combination of all of the above, comes a story so damn funny, I damn near pissed my pants the first time I read it. If you are in the mood to ruin a perfectly good pair of trousers, I suggest you head on over there and read the thing for yourself.