The Passing Parade: Cheap Shots from a Drive By Mind

"...difficile est saturam non scribere. Nam quis iniquae tam patiens urbis, tam ferreus, ut teneat se..." "...it is hard not to write Satire. For who is so tolerant of the unjust City, so steeled, that he can restrain himself... Juvenal, The Satires (1.30-32) akakyakakyevich@gmail.com

Friday, March 26, 2004

TODAY TURKS AND CAICOS, TOMORROW THE WORLD!: I have heard that there is a possibility of Canada annexing the Turks and Caicos Islands, despite the best efforts of the Caicos to free themselves from the Turks. Military analysts expect trouble as the Caicos Liberation Front threaten to oppose any foreign intervention with force if need be. The situation is tense and negotiators from the United Nations are expected to try to defuse the crisis before any suntan oil is spilled in vain. Canadian imperialism, bane of the modern world.
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