AMPHIBIAN NEWS: Frogs do not drink, nor do they smoke, earning them this year’s Passing Parade Award for most sanctimonious amphibian. Frogs used to be a much more outrageous species, but that was before they married and settled down and had the kids, Billy, 12, and Ann-Marie, who's just turned six. Amazing, isn’t it, how a mortgage and braces for the kids will turn a party animal into just another drudge hoping wearily to someday get out of the swamp he’s landed in.