SEX IN THE NEWS: TOKYO (Reuters) - Japan's aging stud panda has failed in his latest attempt to impregnate two female pandas in Mexico, but zookeepers are pinning their hopes on a romantic rendezvous in Tokyo later this year.

MBABANE (Reuters) - Swaziland's King Mswati III has chosen a 17-year-old girl to become his 11th wife...

You dont think maybe...nah, he'd never do it.