Still nothing much to say
Even if the well is still
pretty dry, it's hard not to wonder about the outcome of the upcoming
Democratic primary for mayor of New
York. Will Weiner walk? What will Huma do? And
what about Miss Leathers, who gets all hot and bothered listening to wonks debate
health care policy? Actually, you really do have to feel sorry for Huma. Here
she is, a proud warrioress of Islam, devoted to spreading the True Faith by any
means necessary amongst the loathsome kaffirs who dwell in benighted darkness
in the Dar al-Harb with their loose women and their thirty minute pizza
delivery and their flush toilets, and she is stuck with this idiot Jew who
can't stop showing off his tallywhacker to any woman who wants to take a look
at it. Taqqiya has its limits, after all. Perhaps she thought a
little rehab and a lot of hudna would help; the Americans have the attention
spans of gnats, you know, and if she could just get this dopey son of apes and
pigs to keep his weener in his pants, then all would be well and she could be
well on her way to a position of great power and influence amongst the
unbelievers, a position where she could aid the cause of Allah and His Prophet,
may peas be upon him. But it wasn’t to
be. Wiener’s weener is once again a
topic of conversation throughout the length and breadth of this our Great Republic,
and poor Huma, she is stuck with a pathetic loser who has not only turned himself into a
joke, he’s made her one too. Life is
horribly unfair sometimes.
Labels: Democratic nomination, Democrats, mayors, New York City, Politics, Roberta Vasquez
6 Comments:
At 4:35 PM, Anonymous said…
And you call this well dry?
Ha! my thoughts exactly (but I gotta admit - I chickened out that I'll be called a "self-hating Jew" and didn't say it out loud)
thank you
At 1:07 PM, Akaky said…
How can you be a self-hating Jew for pointing out the obvious, Tat?
At 1:13 PM, Anonymous said…
You have no experience in online battles, do you, A.A.? Ad hominem is still the most effective method of shutting down opponents.
At 6:57 AM, Dick Stanley said…
Unless they don't care. ;-)
At 7:05 AM, Dick Stanley said…
"...their loose women and their thirty minute pizza delivery and their flush toilets..."
Ha. Now you're cookin' This stuff almost writes itself, doesn't it?
Except that Huma is on now on sabbatical from the Lizard Queen's retinue.
And Monica's old tape of her micromanagement of Slick Willie's next blowjob is out and about. Weiner's wang, it seems, was just the aperitif.
At 7:29 AM, SnoopyTheGoon said…
Er... I wanted to use "between the rock and the hard place" for the situation, but am afraid it will be misinterpreted...
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