SUITS, STRONG, FRIVOLOUS, AND OTHERWISE: The problem of tort reform got you down? Are you frustrated by politicians and their inability to wean themselves from campaign contributions from the tort lawyers whose livelihood even minor reform might threaten? Then have no fear, folks, help is on the way. Who needs tort reform when the judges in the case will not take you seriously, and will, in fact, make fun of you and your case in public? Yes, the answer to the need to reform the abuse of tort law is to mock the plaintiffs unmercifully until they slink away in shame and leave the justice system for those people who actually need to use it.

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