The Passing Parade: Cheap Shots from a Drive By Mind

"...difficile est saturam non scribere. Nam quis iniquae tam patiens urbis, tam ferreus, ut teneat se..." "...it is hard not to write Satire. For who is so tolerant of the unjust City, so steeled, that he can restrain himself... Juvenal, The Satires (1.30-32) akakyakakyevich@gmail.com

Thursday, July 03, 2003

SNAPPLE: According to the bottle cap on my Snapple mint iced tea, pigs can get sunburned, mosquitoes have forty seven teeth, and it takes ten calories to lick a postage stamp. Bottle caps are much more educational than they used to be. I'm still debating whether this is a good or bad thing.


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