A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL in Scottsdale, Arizona, has apparently beaten her little sister to death with a copy of the newest Harry Potter book, claiming that her sister annoyed her so much while she was reading the book that she finally snapped under the pressure. Spokesmen for the entertainment industry blamed the crime on the baleful and incredibly malign influence literacy has on the younger generation and claimed that this tragic event would never have happened if the girls had been watching Sex and the City instead