THIS JUST IN: Four striking pay toilets were arrested today by Poughkeepsie police officers after threatening to kill nonunion urinals that crossed the strikers’ picket line. The twelve week old strike centers on a wage dispute between toilets and urinals. The mostly nonunion urinals want equal pay and benefits with toilets. A spokesman for the United Rest Room Workers, the union representing the toilets, claims that equal pay for urinals is unfair to toilets, given “that urinals can only handle half the population half the time.”