Wednesday, March 25, 2015
Tuesday, March 10, 2015
Domini Canes, sugar canes, or just canes
The canes are also good for tripping little children. You may not think that this is fun, but when you have very little else to do you have to take your laughs where you can get them. The younger the child the better, as small children are not apt to figure out that you tripped them on purpose, and it is easier to convince them that their falling was their own silly fault. My beard helps me in this, as people usually will not ascribe malevolent motives to a lame man who looks vaguely like Santa Claus[v]. So I have been having a hell of a good time knocking over little children left, right, and center, and then laughing benevolently at the poor child gets up off the ground. I chat with the parents as they get up; it allays their suspicions. I was thinking of bringing some candy with me to bribe the horrible little monsters in silence, but on second thought I don’t think I will. If I don’t share, it means more candy for me[vi].