Apologies

Sorry about the lack of posts, folks, but I just had hip replacement surgery done and I haven't been at a computer until now. In current news, my backside looks like someone with a mean streak tried to slice through a boiled ham with an ice cream scoop; the result is gruesome looking, when it is not busy being disgusting. The rump is now all the colors of the rainbow, with that mimeograph purple we all remember from school predominating. I will forswear the politically incorrect observation about having a rainbow on my rump; I would prefer not to hear hysterical charges of homophobia thrown my way while I am in my current condition. In any case, I will have something up for your amusement as soon as I can. Really. I mean that.