The Passing Parade: Cheap Shots from a Drive By Mind

"...difficile est saturam non scribere. Nam quis iniquae tam patiens urbis, tam ferreus, ut teneat se..." "...it is hard not to write Satire. For who is so tolerant of the unjust City, so steeled, that he can restrain himself... Juvenal, The Satires (1.30-32) akakyakakyevich@gmail.com

Thursday, February 20, 2014

News & Information

Just a short note here, folks. There's something on the griddle and I will be posting it just as soon as I've typed it up, and, as always, my apologies for the spotty posting. I'm blaming the weather, which is the thing to do here in our happy little burg. And yes, all the citizenry here are blaming the former junior senator from Illinois for the weather. The thinking is that the constant hot air He pumps into the atmosphere causes global warming, which caused the intense winter we are experiencing. I don't know how that is possible; one would think that if you make things warmer, the temperature will go up, but apparently this is not always the case, but everything else that is wrong with this our Great Republic is George W. Bush's fault even though he hasn't been President for five years, so what do I know?  In only slightly related news, Instapundit tells us that historians are already trying to gild our prairie Incitatus' historical reputation. Given that there isn't enough gilding available for such a task, I strongly suspect that a lot of the yellow stuff on His reputation will be Cheez-Wiz. Which is nice, if you enjoy that sort of thing

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2 Comments:

  • At 7:50 AM, Blogger Tat said…

    ...by Cheez-Wiz read "government cheese"

    i live in expectation that hot-air balloon will burst one day, with pretty spectacular effect

     
  • At 7:52 AM, Blogger Dick Stanley said…

    Cheese-whiz is too good him. More likely the substance will be more liquidy, but still yellow.

     

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